Artistic Polar Bear Challenge: 100 Ways In 100 Days. #91 - Chicago Bear

I generally don't fathom sports fandom per se, but many friends forego sanity, and faithfully follow the follies and falderal of the football force in our fair city.  Since the pre-season has begun, without fear of being facetious, I offer the following form in friendly hope that this season may be fruitful and not futile.

Chicago Bear

Fair to say, I have an fabled fondness for foolishness and flippancy.  

And obviously, a thesaurus.